*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

(via bookshelpmescape)

I learned that people can easily forget that others are human.
-"Prisoner" from the Stanford Prison Experiment (1971)

(Source: eolithandbone, via elponymagico)



girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear

thank you

(via soarhigherlivebrighter)


i can’t wait for my grandchildren to wish they lived in the era of beyoncé

(via fading-reflection)

Let me be your:

7am morning fuck before you go to work

Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind

5pm cuddle after a long days work

11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day

2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”

(Source: forever-dirty-minded, via chopstickgirl)

Artist: One Direction
Album: Midnight Memories (The Ultimate Edition)
Song: You And I (Excerpt)

Plays: 152,367

One night,
I will wake up at three AM
And I will roll over
Into your arms.
You will rub my back
Until I fall back to sleep.
I will wait for that.

(Source: knotsandwaves, via greed)